Kate Moss had the mother of all supermodel strops at the GQ Man of The Year Awards yesterday, finishing with a spectacular storm out. Naturally, the paparazzi were delighted and snapped away, and new best buddy, Lily Allen was left alone but giggling as a very cross Moss disappeared into the night. While I don’t feel especially sorry for Kate, I can’t help thinking that when every mood is documented, recorded and recounted by press and paps, you probably need to make sure that you’re in the calmest possible state when out and about. Hoping she slipped home for a very large glass of wine and a bath bubbling with Cowshed Grumpy Cow Bath & Shower Gel, full of uplifting essential oils blended to be the antidote to a gloomy state. I know I would.

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