So, Sarah Jessica Parker’s quick hitch up on the red carpet last night is being hailed by the papers as a ‘wardrobe malfunction’. Since there probably isn’t one of us in the world who hasn’t had to do a little ‘readjustment’ wearing a strapless dress, I think this is a bit of an overstatement. However, since SJP has been drawn to our attention wearing a contender for the Dress Made From The Least Material awards, it’s got to be said she is rocking it! However, if there isn’t a pair of Spanx under there, I will eat my lipstick!

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