As the new cast for West End play, Calender Girls, is revealed, we can’t help thinking how ab fab they all look. With ages ranging from 23 to 82, it just goes to show that age has nothing whatsoever to do with beauty. From next Tuesday, Jerry Hall, June Brown and Jill Halfpenny, amongst others, tread the boards in the buff with nothing but a few buns and balls of wool to cover their modesty. We’ll be first in the queue for tickets!

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